====> ASS BLAST USA - Original Homepage
====> LEGACY - A small piece from a time far away
====> TRUTH - It's the truth folks :^)
====> DORK - A Relic (!)
====> ONE WIPE - Legendary Wipe-Boy
====> J&J - The spirits foretold their arrival, brazen golden shoulders in the sunlight.
====> TRIBUTE - A profound waste. Unending disappointment forever immortalized
====> HAZARDOUS MATERIALS - The original Half-Life VOX sound files